Mick McCann Explains To Wife The Neck Bite

Posted: November 1, 2015 in Uncategorized

Tensions were said to be high in the McCann abode tonight after Michael McCann returned home after a trip to Armagh with a neck bite.

Neighbours confirmed they heard shouts of ‘dirty hoor’ and ‘Cross player my arse’ from a female voice.

A cousin informed us that McCann is currently sleeping upside-down in his garage and keeps going on about having a ‘deadly thirst’ on him and asking for Ribena or red wine.


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